Gabrielle: You're opening up a salon? God... Could you get any gayer?
Vern: It's a consulting firm for beauty pageants contestants.
Gabrielle: And the answer's yes.

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Desperate Housewives Season 3 Episode 9 Quotes

(at the dinner table) Dear Lord, I thank you for this bland, indifferently prepared meal and beseat you to ignite some spark of compassion in my cold hearted daughter-in-law, that she might show some shred of mercy to me, her wretched captive.

Gloria

(looking in a mirror) I hate this dress. I look like something Ike Turner would hit.

Gabrielle
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