When Malory thinks she has breast cancer, Sterling goes in for a screening himself. It turns our Malory's was a false positive, while our poor man Archer has the boob cancer. Archer has a change in heart and is nice to everyone, until he finds out his surgery was a success. Just as he begins to be a dick, he receives a phone call that lets him know the cancer spread to his lymph nodes and he needs to begin chemotherapy.
Malory: I had a mammogram on Friday and they found something.
Pam: So is that why you're being such a bitch?
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Cheryl: Do anything fun this weekend? Because I sure did. Friday night was cornhole league and then on Saturday...
Malory: If I cared what you do on the weekend I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
Cheryl: Saturday I watched a building burn down.
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