Family Guy

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Peter allows Meg to skip Stewie's birthday to go out with a party, which turns out to be a cult meeting.  Lois, wanting the family to be together, sends Peter to pick up Meg.  He comes back with the cult leader, who Stewie thinks is the man in white coming to send him back to the womb.

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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Meg: Daddy, you must think I'm the worst daughter ever.
Peter: Oh no you're not honey. What about that fat girl from the Judds?

Face it, I'm a bad husband, a lousy father, and a snappy dresser