Family Guy

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Peter punches a woman he thought was a man at Chris' soccer game.  Peter gets placed under house arrest and sets up a bar in the basement.  Lois starts singing and becomes the main attraction.  Stewie creates a time machine in order to avoid teething pain.

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4

Family Guy Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Patriot: Peter.
Peter: Hey you're the Pawtucket Patriot.
Patriot: Verily. Come hither and give heed.
Peter: Woah woah woah. I don't swing that way pal. Look I've got a date with my female wife. I just came down to get some beers.
Patriot: Why spend time with your wife? If you build a bar in this basement and stuff it with plenty of Pawtucket Patriots, your friends will come down here for a beer as well.
Peter: Build a bar! That's a great idea. Wait one last question! If I walk through you does that mean like..we've done it?
Patriot: Gee what's with you and the gay jokes?

Lois: Bye bye Stewie. Mommy will be upstairs to kiss you goodnight.
Stewie: Burn in hell!