Family Guy

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After drinking heavily at a bachelor party, Peter gets fired from his job at Happy-go-Lucky toy factory.  Peter goes on welfare and somehow a mixup sends him a $150,000 check.  Peter ends up trying to give the money back by dropping it from a blimp at the Super Bowl, but ends up arrested.

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Family Guy Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, however, is more like a box of active grenades!

Stewie

How the hell am I going to break this to Lois? If she finds out I got fired for drinking, she's going to blame me!

Peter
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