Family Guy Season 2

"Fore, Father"

After a camping trip, Peter tries to teach Chris to be responsible by making him get a job at the golf course. At the course, Peter decides to enter the father-son golf tournament with Cleveland Jr.

"Wasted Talent"

Peter drinks beers until he wins enough to get the scroll to win a tour of the local brewery, Pawtucket Pat's. While there, Peter and Brian get kicked out for drinking a beer that wasn't supposed to be tasted.

"The Story on Page One"

After an interview at Brown, Meg discovers she needs more extracurricular activities and ends up joining the school newspaper. Peter writes a story under her name that Luke Petty is gay and they soon end up getting sued.

"E. Peterbus Unum"

When the town's zoning laws won't allow Peter to build his own pool, he tries to get a permit and discovers his house is not apart of the US. He decides to name his country Petoria and invades Joe's pool, causing the US Army to get involved.

"He's Too Sexy for His Fat"

Due to Brian's flea problem, the Griffins move into a hotel while their house is fumigated. Lois and Peter discover Chris is skipping gym class due to being self conscious, and Peter signs him up for liposuction.

"There's Something About Paulie"

When Peter hires the mob to destroy his car, he must repay the debt by taking the Don's nephew, Big Fat Paulie, to the movies. When Peter tells him he can't hang out with him because of Lois, he mistakes that for Peter wanting Lois killed.

"Dammit Janet"

Lois tries to get Stewie to be more social and sends him to pre-school, where he falls in love with a girl named Janet. Lois becomes a flight attendant and Peter takes advantage of the free flights.

"Let's Go to the Hop"

When a plane carrying psychedelic toads from Columbia crashes in Quahog, the students all become addicted to licking toads. Peter goes undercover as a new student, Lando Griffin, to try and convince the kids to stop licking toads.

"Road to Rhode Island"

Brian goes to pick up Stewie from his Grandparents home but they miss the plane and end up taking a cross-country road trip. Peter and Lois attempt to rekindle their relationship with videos.

"Fiften Minutes of Shame"

When Meg's slumber party is ruined by her family she books the family on a talk show. A network exec gets the family to do a reality show and Meg and eventually the rest of the family gets recast.

"A Picture is Worth 1,000 Bucks"

Peter ends up selling one of Chris' paintings to a gallery for $5,000. He moves the family to New York to try and help Chris become a famous artist.

"Running Mates"

When Lois runs for the school board, Peter runs against her to get his favorite teacher reinstated. Peter runs a negative campaign against Lois and ends up winning.

"If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"

To get a show back on the air, Peter convinces a Make-a-Wish style charity that Chris is dying and his wish is to have the show back on. The scam leads People to believe that Peter heals Chris and is a god.

"I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"

Forced to go on a women's retreat for being sexist at work, Peter becomes a sensitive male. Lois hates this new side of him, and her cat fight at a charity event brings him back.

"The King is Dead"

Lois becomes director of the play "The King and I" and Peter wants a role and she names him producer. Peter goes on a power trip, fires Lois, and takes over the play and turns it into a futuristic play.

"Death is a Bitch"

When Peter tries to get out of a doctor's bill by faking his death, he gets visited by Death who tries to take him. After Death twists his ankle, Peter must take over when everyone discovers they're immortal.

"Love Thy Trophy"

When Spooner Street wins a float contest for Harvest Day parade, a street-wide war breaks out. Meanwhile, Meg gets a job at a pancake house to raise money for a new handbag.

"Brian in Love"

Lois suspects Stewie is the one creating pee stains all over the house but it turns out to be Brian. Brian goes to therapy and finds out it's because he's in love with Lois he's doing it and goes to confront her.

"Da Boom"

Peter is concerned the world is going to end with Y2K and convinces his family to cancel their New York plans and hide in his shelter. When the bomb destroys the world, the family heads to a Twinkie factory.

"Holy Crap"

Peter's very religious Catholic father comes to live with the family after he's forced into retirement. Peter tries to bond with his father and ends up kidnapping the Pope.

"Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"

Lois' Aunt dies, leaving her the Cherrywood Mansion. The family moves into the mansion, but Peter loses their fortune after buying a painting at an auction.

Show:
Family Guy
Season:
2
Air Dates:
to
Total Episodes:
21

Family Guy Season 2 Quotes

Coco: You simply must join us in a game of baccarat.
Peter: Right baccarat atcha!

If I ever go back to Quahog, it'll be just so that I can poke poor people with a stick!

Chris