Peter drinks beers until he wins enough to get the scroll to win a tour of the local brewery, Pawtucket Pat's. While there, Peter and Brian get kicked out for drinking a beer that wasn't supposed to be tasted. Meanwhile, Lois loses her gifted piano student, but discovers that Peter can play piano while drunk. Lois keeps Peter drunk until she can win the recital.
The Don: You come to me and ask me to kill a man I do not know. Now I ask you...why should I kill this Count Chocula?
Cap'n Crunch: Because that son of a bitch has been spreading lies. My cereal does not cut the roof of your mouth...with all respect
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All right, listen to me you long-neck bastard. You give me the scroll, and I'll make you the head of sanitation services for the entire city. It's a do-nothing job, sweetcakeAdam West
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