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When Peter discovers Chris has a larger penis than him, he tries to compensate with a new car and joining a gun club.  Peter eventually takes him out to a father-son hunting trip where Chris saves the day.  Meg finds herself the target of the cool girls when she joins the flag squad.

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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Lois: Meg, I'm like one of those bald eagles you see on the Discovery Channel. Beautiful to look at, but mess with one of my chicks and I'll use my razor sharp talons to rip your [over timer bleeps her out] eyes out. Cookies are done! Who wants chocolate chip?
Stewie: Oh! Oh! I do. But keep talking. All this talk about eye gouging has gotten me all frisky. Seriously, I've got about a half a pack of Rolaids in my diaper

Lois: I used to date the pyro guy from Whitesnake.
Meg: What's Whitesnake?
Lois: That's the music mommies and daddies listen to