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When Peter discovers Chris has a larger penis than him, he tries to compensate with a new car and joining a gun club.  Peter eventually takes him out to a father-son hunting trip where Chris saves the day.  Meg finds herself the target of the cool girls when she joins the flag squad.

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Family Guy Season 3 Episode 5 Quotes

Doctor: Well Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
Rudolph: Is it pixie dust or leprechaun tails?
Doctor: No, it's a tumor.
Rudolph: You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
Doctor: No, a malignant tumor, the base which is lodged deep within your brain.
Rudolph: Oh...Like a happy, special...
Doctor: You're going to die

Lois: I used to date the pyro guy from Whitesnake.
Meg: What's Whitesnake?
Lois: That's the music mommies and daddies listen to