Family Guy

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When Peter gets a vasectomy, he loses his sex drive, causing Lois to get depressed and gain weight.  Peter is attracted to his fat wife until things get out of control and she has a heart attack.  Meanwhile, Stewie's half-brother Bertram returns to confront him and they have a battle for control of the playground.

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22

Family Guy Season 4 Episode 22 Quotes

Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator."
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.

Peter: Well, my vasectomy is tomorrow.
Cleveland: You poor bastard. Sex is pointless without the potency.
Quagmire: Yeah. You take the venom out of the cobra, and what have you got? You got a... a belt!