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Peter steals a parrot from the vet and becomes convinced he's a pirate.  Pirate terrorizes the town until he accidentally kills his bird.  Meanwhile, Chris falls in love with the vet's intern, Anna.

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12

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 12 Quotes

Meg: I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up!
Peter: Meg, we've been over this. You're going to gain 150lbs., and write Ugly Betty fan-fiction.
Meg: But Daaaaaaaad!
Peter: Meg, that's final.

Lois: Chris, honey, what's wrong?
Chris: Anna took a dump on me.
Lois: What?!
Chris: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Lois: Oh, she dumped you. That's what you meant to say.
Chris: What's the difference?
Lois: Well, what you said first was... well, I mean, when two grown-ups love each other very much, sometimes they show it by... never mind.