Hey Peter you kinda look like a pirate with that thing on your s...
Joe: (about Peter's parrot) Hey Peter you kinda look like a pirate with that thing on your shoulder.
Peter: A pirate? Oh cool!
Cleveland: You should get a pirate name.
Joe: And a peg leg.
Cleveland: And a hook hand.
Quagmire: And you should have sex with that crossing guard even though she looked young, and then I found out she was 12.
(everyone stares at him)
Quagmire: I mean you should get an eye patch.
Joe: Eye patch would be cool.
- Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown, Joe Swanson
- Family Guy Season 6 Episode 12: "Long John Peter"
- Family Guy
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