Family Guy Season 6

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 12

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"Long John Peter"

Peter steals a parrot from the vet and becomes convinced he's a pirate. Meanwhile, Chris falls in love with the vet's intern, Anna.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 11

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"The Former Life of Brian"

Brian discover he has an illegitimate child, Dylan, who is dropped off for him to raise. Brian puts Dylan's life on track, who in turn, tries to fix his mother's life.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 10

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"Play It Again, Brian"

Feeling his marriage is in a snag, Peter take Lois with him on Brian's invitation to Martha's Vineyard. On the trip, a drunken Brian confesses his love for Lois.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 9

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"Back to the Woods"

James Woods returns to Quahog and seeks vengeance against Peter by stealing his identity after Peter leaves his wallet at a concert.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 8

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"McStroke"

After saving fast-food owner from a fire, Peter is rewarded with unlimited burgers for life. After eating too many burgers, Peter suffers a stroke.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 7

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"Peter's Daughter"

After recovering from a coma, Meg falls for a medical student that was treating her. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie plan to renovate a dilapidated home.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 6

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"Padre de Familia"

In an effort to show how much he loves America, Peter starts an anti-immigration campaign in Quahog, until it's revealed Peter is an illegal immigrant from Mexico.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 5

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"Lois Kills Stewie"

After Lois identifies Stewie as her murderer, he takes the family hostage and blackmails the CIA into making him President of the World. Lois goes to stop Stewie by killing him.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 4

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"Stewie Kills Lois"

Lois leaves the kids behind to go on a cruise with Peter, and a jealous Stewie vows revenge. Stewie ends up sneaking on the cruise and kills Lois.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 3

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"Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"

When Joe feels his handicap is ruining his marriage, he gets a leg transplant and is unable to walk again. Joe decides gets into extreme sports, leaving his old friends behind.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 2

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"Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"

Peter convinces Brian to move in with his girlfriend, Jillian, and Stewie decides to help tag along to help pay rent. Meanwhile, Chris and Meg get jobs at the convenience store.

Family Guy Season 6 Episode 1

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"Blue Harvest"

Peter retells Star Wars: A New Hope starring the Family Guy cast with Lois as Princess Leia, Peter as Han Solo, Chris as Luke Skywalker, Brian as Chewbacca, and Herbert as Obi-Wan.

Show:
Family Guy
Season:
6
Air Dates:
to
Total Episodes:
12

Family Guy Season 6 Quotes

You can kiss the lower part of the back of the canister that is my body!

Cleveland (R2-D2)

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

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