Family Guy News

This week's Family Guy, "Livin' On A Prayer," revolves around Stewie's new best friend who is diagnosed with cancer. When Lois and Peter take him to the hospital, they find out that the parents don't believe in medical treatment.
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On tonight's Family Guy episode, Brian meets a new girl who turns out to be blind and hates dogs. He successfully tricks her into believing that he is human until her parents come to visit.
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Meg Griffin turned 18 on this week's Family Guy, giving Quagmire new ideas about uncharted territory. How did Peter and Lois react to "Meg and Quagmire?"
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Peter and the boys take a page out of The Hangover on this week's Family Guy and embark on a boys' adventure trip. Unfortunately, they end up in the deep south and must break out of prison.
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Family Guy goes "Amish Guy" this week when the car breaks down and the Griffins spend some time in a Amish community. When Meg falls in love with one of the Amish, troubles ensue...
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Announcer: We now return to Morgan Freeman starring in "The Narrator."
Morgan Freeman: Ever since I was a little boy, people have enjoyed the sound of my voice. And I figured you either get busy talkin or you get busy dyin'. The work is really quite easy. Why even right now I'm just sitting in a chair, sipping some tea and reading from a script. The wall is covered in something that resembles egg crates except they're soft and spongy, like a twinkie...like a twinkie.