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Flight of the Conchords Season 1

"The Third Conchord"

Murray hires a bongo player, Todd, for the band without consulting them. When they try and fire him, Bret ends up getting fired instead. Bret then forms his own band with Demitri.

Bret and Jermaine asks an actor to cheer Murray after a bad gig. However, the actor gets too into the role and offers the band a record deal.

When the band plays as a local "World Music Jam," the Conchords pick up two new fans, Summer and Rain, but Mel is suspicious of their intentions. Murray tries to encourage the band to adopt more of a rock star attitude.

"What Goes on Tour"

Murray organizes a long tour to prepare them for their gig in Central Park. However, when the guys encounter a women's water-polo team they almost ruin the tour and ruin things with Murray.

Bret and Jermaine pick up two women at a croissant shop and go on very different dates. Meanwhile, Murray negotiates a record deal for the band.

When Bret and Jermaine are insulted by a fruit vendor that won't sell to them because they're New Zealanders, they learn how to flip the bird from Dave. Meanwhile, Murray is in love with the tech support lady at work.

After taking some band pictures, Bret develops body image issues and David Bowie (played by Jermaine) tries to help him in his dreams. Murray tries to get one of the band's songs used in a greeting card.

"Sally Returns"

When Sally shows back up, Bret decides he wants to go after her as well. Both Bret and Jermaine show up to her birthday party with homemade presents are in for a shock when they see who she chooses.

Bret begins dating Coco and Jermain keeps trying to tag along on the date. When Bret asks him to stop, Jermaine thinks Coco is trying to break up the band.

Bret loses Jermain's trust after he ditches him when he's getting mugged. To try and gain back his trust, Bret tries to recover his "camera phone" from the muggers.

"Bret Gives Up the Dream"

When the band is doing bad financially, Bret is forced to get a job as a human billboard, making him unable to make the band's gig at a travel expo. Murray and Jermain replace Bret with a cassette tape at the gig. Bret meets a girl named Coco at work.

When Bret and Jermain go to a party at their friend Dave's place, Jermaine meets and falls for a girl named Sally. Jermaine's relationships leaves Bret feeling neglected and Murray helps the band film a music video.

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Flight of the Conchords Season 1 Quotes

Jemaine: I think I know where I went wrong last night.
Bret: Yeah?
Jemaine: Yeah, Sally wanted to leave when you turned the light on. I think she found it weird - the whole thing with you there with the - with the light ... on.
Bret: Yeah, I think it might also be because she and I used to go out.
Jemaine: Yeah. It's 'cause you and her used to go out, but also because of the thing with the light. She's thinking, "Oh this is a nice situation." But then, "Ugh, who-- who turned on the light?"
Bret: Yeah. Yeah, maybe. But I think it's mainly because her and I used to go out... for like six months.
Jemaine: Yeah, well -- yeah, it's mainly because you used to go out, but also mainly because of the whole situation with the light.
Bret: Yeah, but the last thing you want to see when you're hooking up is your ex in the same room.
Jemaine: Yeah, and you also don't want to be startled by a light, do you?

Murray: I've told you. When you are in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend. Past or present.
Jemaine: Yes, well, thanks for that.
Murray: You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. Although there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no-one gets on.
Jemaine: Ok, I see.
Murray: Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.
Bret: Rumours
Murray: No. No, it's all true