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The patient of this week is a famous author who has written a Twilight-like series of books that House adores. But she wants to kill herself due to physical and emotional pain.

As you might expect, House eventually discovers what is wrong with the patient, after having an epiphany and also after lying to her about an incident with her son: instead of the lady believing she was responsible for his death by letting him drive in a rain storm, House makes up a story about the boy having suffered from a brain aneurysm. This absolves the patient of her guilt and makes her want to live.


- Cuddy orders House to find a female replacement for Thirteen.

- House worries about not having anything in common with Cuddy. But she reassures him of what's important: simply enjoying each other's company. This conversation took place after a failed double date with Wilson and Sam at a go kart track. Funny stuff.

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Awesome episode! Loved the way he tricked her into breaking and entering! The writers never cease to amaze!


I was alive when TV first came to the air and can say that House is among the best shows I have ever seen. Well written and the actors are superb, Hugh Laurie,What a treat to watch him. He is Englands gift to us for a while, and I really thank them for there training of him. The British Theatre does well by their actors in preparing them for the stage. We rely too much on flash,not enough on preparing people for gut wrenching drama.No, I am not British,I'm German, just appreciate good acting and Hugh does it. Was very disappointed he didn't get Emmy this year,should have.Here's to a great season, I have bought every season on DVD, so I can go back and watch the progress of this show. Have a great season guys,I will.

House Season 7 Episode 3 Quotes

Which of these says "I want to sleep with you" more? Penguin or beaver? Beaver. Beaver. Beaver. You're right. It's too high school.

House [examining stuffed animals]

House: I've been busy.
Cuddy: Doing what?
House: You.