- Shorty is back with his girlfriend guest star Jennifer Tilly.
- Gloria is jealous that Jay won't do anything fun with her.
- Mitchell bets Cam that he can't pick up a hot girl in a bar, guest star Leslie Mann.
- Mitchell tricks Jay into thinking he's taking a drug to overcome his dancing fear.
- Phil builds a treehouse for Luke, but it's really for him.
- Haley has a hard time writing her college essay so Claire plays a prank on her.