Recap

Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's apartment.  There, George attempts to tell off a girl for the worst date of his life and Kramer convinces Jerry to pirate cable.

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Seinfeld Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.

George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.
Jerry: And if you do?
George: I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this.