The Good Samaritan Picture
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Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and when he goes to do something about it, he realizes it's a beautiful woman and dates her instead.  Kramer, meanwhile, suffers from convulsions when he hears Mary Hart's voice.

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20

Seinfeld Season 3 Episode 20 Quotes

If you want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're so good looking!

Jerry

He's finished! I'm going to sew his ass to his face! I'm going to twist his neck so hard his lips will be his eyebrows! I'm going to break his joints, and reattach them!

Michael
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