Recap

After a terrible day at school, Bart finds himself getting a job at Fat Tony's "Legitimate Businessman's Social Club" as a bartender.  However, when Principal Skinner goes missing for a week, Bart is blamed for his murder and just as he's about to be convicted, Skinner shows up.

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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

Principle Skinner: Oh, licking envelopes can be fun! All you have to do is make a game of it.
Bart: What kind of game?
Principle Skinner: Well, for example, you could see how many you could lick in an hour, then try to break that record.
Bart: Sounds like a pretty crappy game to me.
Principle Skinner: Yes, well... Get started.

(to Fat Tony) I'm not gonna stop until one of us is in jail. (pause) You!

Chief Wiggum