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When Homer learns that Lisa is able to pick the winning football teams, he begins to bond with her over sports.  However, when Lisa realizes Homer is using her for gambling, she refuses to spend time with him until he gets to actually know her.

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The Simpsons Season 3 Episode 14 Quotes

Homer: You see, Lisa, your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Uh, somewhere in the back.

Lisa: Dad, you must have bought me every Malibu Stacy accessory there is!
Homer: Not quite. They were out of Malibu Stacy lunar rovers.

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