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After failing a test at the power plant reveals Homer never got a college degree, he goes back to college to complete his degree.  While getting tutored by a group of nerds, he tries to help them party and pull a prank on a rival school.  After getting the boys expelled he fights to get them back in.

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Benjamin: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course without learning the periodic table.
Homer: I'll write it on my hand.
Benjamin: Hoh! Including all known lanthanides & actinides? Good luck!

Lisa: Nerds are nothing to fear, Dad. In fact, some nerds of note include popcorn magnate Orville Redenbacher, rock star David Byrne, and Supreme Court Justice David Souter.
Homer: Oh no! Not Souter! (buries face in hands) Oh nooo!