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The Simpsons Season 5

Secrets of a Successful Marriage Picture
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"

Sick of being called slow, Homer signs up to teach a marriage class.

Mr. Burns and Jackie
"Lady Bouvier's Lover"

At Maggie's first birthday party, Grampa falls for Marge's mother, Jackie.

Freddy Quimby Picture
"The Boy Who Knew Too Much"

Bart plays hooky from school and becomes a witness to the Mayor's son's supposed assault of a waiter.

Bart and Skinner as Friends
"Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song"

Bart accidentally gets Principal Skinner fired when he brings his dog in to class.

Burns' Heir Picture
"Burns' Heir"

Mr. Burns' near-death experience drives him to pick an heir to his fortune when he dies. Mr. Burns chooses Bart, who goes to live with him.

Stampy Picutre
"Bart Gets an Elephant"

After winning a radio contest, Bart chooses the gag gift and ends up with a pet elephant, Stampy.

Homer Loves Flanders Picture
"Homer Loves Flanders"

Homer begins to like Flanders thanks to the friendly neighbor inviting him to a football game.

Homer in Space
"Deep Space Homer"

In an effort to get higher television rating, NASA tries to send an average Joe to space and choose Homer.

Lisa Lionheart Picture
"Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"

When Lisa is offended by the new Malibu Stacey's anti-feminist slogans, she seeks out the creator, Stacey.

"Homer and Apu"

After getting food poisoning from the Kwik-E-Mart, Homer teams up with Kent Brockman to report Apu and gets him fired.

Conan O'Brien on The Simpsons
"Bart Gets Famous"

After sneaking away on a school trip and onto the Krusty set, he gets a job as Krusty's assistant. Soon, he finds himself in a skit and famous after uttering the line, "I didn't do it."

Homer the Vigilante Picture
"Homer the Vigilante"

After a crime wave hits Springfield and the burglar steals Lisa's saxophone, Homer joins Flanders' neighborhood watch to stop it.

Robert Goulet on The Simpsons
"$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"

With the local economy has trouble, Springfield decides to legalize gambling and Mr. Burns opens a casino.

The Last Temptation of Homer Picture
"The Last Temptation of Homer"

Homer and a new female co-worker, Mindy Simmons, share a mutual attraction.

Boy-Scoutz Picture
"Boy-Scoutz N the Hood"

After finding $20 and going on a Slurpee binge, Bart wakes up as a member of "The Junior Campers."

James Brown on The Simpsons
"Bart's Inner Child"

Marge tries to become more fun with the help of self-help guru, Brad Goodman, who encourages the whole town to act more like Bart.

Marge on the Lam Picture
"Marge on the Lam"

Marge and her neighbor, Ruth Powers go out for a girls' night. Homer and Chief Wiggum end up chasing them down when Ruth reveals she stole the car from her ex-husband.

"Treehouse of Horror IV""

Bart tells three scary stories: The Devil and Homer Simpson, Terror at 5 1/2 Feet, and Bart Simpson's Dracula.

Mr. Bobo Picture
"Rosebud"

After a failed birthday party, Mr. Burns yearns for his childhood teddy bear, Mr. Bobo, who ended up in the hands of Maggie.

Homer Goes To College Pic
"Homer Goes to College"

After failing a test at the power plant reveals Homer never got a college degree, he goes back to college to complete his degree.

Die Bart Die
"Cape Feare"

After Bob receives threatening letters from Sideshow Bob, who is released from prison, The Simpsons family is relocated.

The Be Sharps
"Homer's Barbershop Quartet"

In a flashback, Homer tells the story of his barbershop quartet, The Be Sharps, that rose to fame.

Show:
Season:
5
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Total Episodes:
22

The Simpsons Season 5 Quotes

Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
Homer: D'oh!

You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.

Grampa