The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 10
$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)
With the local economy has trouble, Springfield decides to legalize gambling and Mr. Burns opens a casino. Homer ends up working there as a blackjack dealer and Marge becomes a gambling addict. Bart, after getting kicked out of the casino, opens his own, while Lisa struggles to make a costume for the school play with Marge not around.
Homer: (Wearing glasses) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side!
Man: (From inside a bathroom stall.) That's a right triangle, you idiot!
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Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now. She's a slot-jockey.
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