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Secrets of a Successful Marriage Picture
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Sick of being called slow, Homer signs up to teach a marriage class.  When he fails, he realizes his only way to entertain the class is through revealing secrets about his love life with Marge.  When Marge finds out, she kicks Homer out of the house and he goes to live in Bart's treehouse.

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22

The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22 Quotes

Homer: Oh. And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how.

Receptionist: Hello, sir. Are you here for "Coping With Senility?"
Jasper: No. I'm here for "Microwave Cookery" ... No, wait, "Coping With Senility."

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