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Secrets of a Successful Marriage Picture
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Sick of being called slow, Homer signs up to teach a marriage class.  When he fails, he realizes his only way to entertain the class is through revealing secrets about his love life with Marge.  When Marge finds out, she kicks Homer out of the house and he goes to live in Bart's treehouse.

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 22 Quotes

Homer: Look Marge, you don't know what it's like - I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!! Forget it Marge, it's Chinatown!!!
Marge: Homer, don't ever tell them personal stuff about me again!!
Homer (sheepishly): Yes ma'am.

Receptionist: Hello, sir. Are you here for "Coping With Senility?"
Jasper: No. I'm here for "Microwave Cookery" ... No, wait, "Coping With Senility."

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