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When Jake gets in trouble for giving his teacher the middle finger, Charlie tries to help by romancing his teacher.

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3

Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Miss Pasternak: Jake, I'm only your teacher from 8:15 to three o'clock. After that I'm just a person like anybody else.
Jake: This is more wrong than the time I saw Santa peeing at the mall

Charlie: Oh, Miss Pasternak...
Miss Pasternak: How come you never call me by my first name?
Charlie: I don't know, this just seems way hotter

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