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Alan meets up with an old nerdy classmate he was friends with who has now become a beautiful woman.  Alan gets very jealous when she seems to be showing more interest in Charlie.

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12

Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 Quotes

Jake [looking at yearbook pictures]: What was going on with your hair?
Jamie: It's called a Jheri curl.
Alan: It was my Michael Jackson period.
Jake: Who's the tall guy next to you?
Jamie: Oh, uh, that's me, Jake.

Jamie [to Alan]: You can never have this. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!
[Jamie leaves]
Charlie: Well, I guess we know why she's still single.

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