Two and a Half Men

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Recap

After getting rejected at the bar, Charlie learns about a website that exposes his lifestyle.  Charlie sets to find out who created the site, making amends with all girls he hurt.

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11

Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

Alan: Are you still reading that thing?
Charlie: How can I not? It's an entire website devoted to trashing me! Listen to this: "Has anybody had sex with Charlie where he actually bothered to take his socks off?" It's just mean! I have bad circulation in my feet -- they get cold!

Charlie: Please tell me the Jack and Ginger isn't for you.
Gail: No, it's for my girlfriend. Why?
Charlie: Well, you look like a woman of discriminating taste, and mixing a quality bourbon with ginger ale is like putting Cheez Whiz on Lobster Newberg.