Two and a Half Men

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Charlie and Alan throw out Evelyn when she insults the way Alan is raising Jake.  When their mom ends up the hospital, they're not sure if it's real or a ploy to get back their affection.

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14

Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 14 Quotes

Charlie [drunkenly]: You know what I like? Those big pink things with coconut.
Jake: Sno Balls?
Charlie: Yeah. Can you still get those?
Jake: Yeah, but not at the supermarket. You have to go to 7-Eleven.
Charlie: Thank you... Alan, will you drive me to 7-Eleven?
Alan: No, we're trying to study.
Charlie: Okay. I'll pretend like I'm not even here

Alan: Okay, Lewis and Clark explored what?
Charlie: [makes buzzer sound] Louisiana Purchase.
Alan: Right.
Jake: I knew that!
Alan: Yeah, but Uncle Charlie buzzed first.
Charlie: And I'm still buzzed