Two and a Half Men

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For Better or Worse
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 22
"Oh Wald-E, Good Time Ahead"
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Alan deals with the consequences of coming clean to Larry on the season finale of Two and a Half Men.

Walden's Road Trip
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 21
"Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot"
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Gretchen expects Alan to come clean with Larry while Walden takes a road trip to find his first car on Two and a Half Men.

Walden's Issues
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 20
"Lotta Delis in Little Armenia"
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Walden has to confront his codependency issues while Alan finds a new way to make money on Two and a Half Men.

Alan and Gretchen
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 19
"Daddy's Got a Healthy Flavor Stick"
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Walden is sure Kate is "the one" until he runs into Vivian on Two and a Half Men.

Walden Gets an Invite
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 18
"West Side Story"
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The When his ex-girlfriend opens a boutique, Walden is invited to the opening while Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's house on Two and a Half Men.

Dating Gretchen
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 17
"Welcome Home, Jake"
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Walden worries over telling Barry to find his own place while Lyndsey figures out that Alan is dating Gretchen, Larry's sister on Two and a Half Men.

Alan and Walden at the Bar
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 16
"How to Get Rid of Alan Harper"
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Walden believes his new girlfriend may be cheating on him while Alan begins dating Larry's sister on Two and a Half Men.

Waiting For Lyndsey
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 15
"Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin"
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Alan worries as he asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry on Two and a Half Men.

A Man's Man
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 14
"Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe"
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Lyndsey breaks up with Larry but fails to tell Alan while Walden tries to prove that he's a man's man on Two and a Half Men.

Marty's Bachelor Party
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 13
"Bite Me, Supreme Court"
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When multi-millionaire proposes to Evelyn, Alan and Walden decide to throw him a bachelor party on Two and a Half Men.

Walden's Master Plan
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 12
"Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball"
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Walden helps Nicole with a project in the hopes that he'll have time to go out with him while Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date on Two and a Half Men.

Alan's Advice
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 11
"Tazed in the Lady Nuts"
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When Jenny is concerned about losing her girlfriend, Alan encourages her to open up on Two and a Half Men.

Alan's Odd Situation
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 10
"On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer!"
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Walden tries to help Jenny get a date with her one night stand while Alan has a run in with his transgender girllfriend's ex-wife.

The Accidental Date
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 9
"Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"
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When Walden's date turns out to be accident prone, his night takes an unexpected turn on Two and a Half Men.

Walden & Rose
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 8
"Mr Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"
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Walden must accept Rose's help when Alan's affair with Lyndsey puts him in danger on Two and a Half Men.

Walden's Ideal Date
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 7
"Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie"
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When Walden and Alan have dates with two beautiful women, the even is ruined by Lyndsey's jealousy on Two and a Half Men.

Meeting Lynda Carter
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 6
"Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants"
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When Alan shares about his long time crush on Lynda Carter, Walden invites the former Wonder Woman star over for dinner on Two and a Half Men.

The Boyfriend Issue
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 5
"Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003"
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Alan gets close to Lyndsey's boyfriend to figure out why Lyndsey's with him while Walden helps Jenny with her acting career on Two and a Half Men.

Walden Parties
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 4
"Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank"
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Alan and Lyndsey's affair is in jeopardy while Walden spends time partying with Wendy and some of her friends on Two and a Half Men.

Handling Retirement
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 3
"The Unblessed Biscuit"
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Alan and Walden consider if Berta should consider retiring when she hurts her back while working on Two and a Half Men.

A Crowded House
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 2
"I Think I Banged Lucille Ball"
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When things get crowded at Walden's, Jenny ends up at Evelyn and boyfriend's at Two and a Half Men.

Amber Tamblyn as Jenny
Watch Two and a Half Men Season 11 Episode 1
"Nangnangnangnang"
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Walden and Alan are in for a major shock on the Two and a Half Men premiere: they meet Charlie's long lost daughter!