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Rose learns the truth behind Alan's Ponzi scheme, while he finally "meets" Manny.
Charlie and Rose continue their affair, while Alan takes Ponzi scheme investments into his Chiropractor business.
Charlie becomes obsessed with the recently married Rose; Jake and Eldridge try and make their own homemade Jackass.
When Charlie and Lyndsey become friends, Alan's jealousy gets the better of him.
When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his old psychiatrist.
When Alan can't afford to buy Lyndsey a present, he gets creative.
Courtney (Jenny McCarthy) returns after spending three years in prison for conning Charlie out of money.
While Berta goes on vacation, Charlie gets a replacement; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex (Judd Nelson) is stalking him.
Charlie and Alan try to set their mother up with Russell (Martin Mull), the pharmacist.
Rose returns and Charlie's new girlfriend, Michelle (Liz Vassey) can't deal with her stalking.
Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating an older woman, Michelle (Liz Vassey); Alan stays at home all weekend with his hand.
Alan pretends to be Charlie at home while the latter is off getting plastic surgery.
Alan, Lyndsey, Jake and Eldritch move into Charlie after Alan burns Lyndsey's home down.
Despite moving in with Lindsey, Alan continues to use Charlie's house as his love shack with Melissa.
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie is willing to do anything to get his brother to agree.
The eighth season of Two and a Half Men kicks off with this episode. During the half hour, Charlie decides to cut back on drinking.
Charlie: For every gorgeous woman out there's a guy tired of banging her.
Alan: But that guy is never me.
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Yeah, hi. I'm watching your commercial cash for gold and you just showed a woman selling her wedding ring for $500. No, I don't want to sell gold, I want to meet her. She's hot and we know her marriage isn't working out.Charlie
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