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Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18: "The War Against Gingivitis"

Patton Oswalt guest stars on this episode of Two and a Half Men. He plays Walden's former business partner.

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 Quotes

Alan: Seriously, if you don't believe me, throw me a couple of mil, and get ready for a tongue bath
Walden: I doubt that will be necessary.
Alan: I am not just talking metaphorically; I will lick you from head to toe.

Alan: What are you doing?
Walden: Playing a racing game.
Alan: That's funny, after my divorce, I played World of War Craft for a while, hoping to meet girls.
Walden: Did you meet any?
Alan: Let just say, if you are lonely and drunk enough, everyone is a girl.

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