Grey's Anatomy cornerstones Ellen Pompeo and Patrick Dempsey make $350,000 an episode as Meredith and McDreamy, totaling $7.7 million a year. They can't believe Sandra Oh, who made the same, actually quit after last season!
Cryer isn't crying over his role as Alan on Two and a Half Men, although this is enough to make you cry: He's raked in $650,000 per episode for an annual salary of $14.3 million by the time the show faded to black for the last time!
McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom. Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70. McGee: Well, I-- Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.