Conchata Ferrell

Conchata Ferrell is one funny television actress that has also appeared in several movies including Edward Scissorhands.  However, we'll always love Conchata as Berta, the housekeeper and one of the best characters on Two and a Half Men.

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Charleston, West Virginia

Two and a Half Men Quotes

Charlie: You're like an Alzheimer's patient in a whorehouse.
Alan: What do you mean?
Charlie: You're constantly surprised that you're getting screwed, and you don't want to pay for it

Alan: What's wrong with him?
Berta: Classic case of va-jay-jay fever.
Alan: Colorfully put. I'm just surprised to see Charlie fall for it.
Berta: Sooner or later all men fall for it. How do you think I got my condo in Palm Springs?
Alan: You have a condo in Palm Springs?
Berta: No, figure of speech. Don't try to stop by.