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Conchata Ferrell stars as Berta on Two and a Half Men.  Berta is Charlie's sarcastic, unattractive maid that is definitely treated like one of the family by Charlie and Alan.

Despite her appearance, somehow Berta has several beautiful daughters, including one played by guest star Megan Fox.

Berta Quotes

Jake: Thanks for helping me with my book report, Prudence.
Prudence: Oh, no problem. Fourth grade stuff is easy for me.
Berta: Should be, you did it twice

Charlie: I'm still sleeping here, could you come back in a little while?
Berta: I could, or you could get your pampered ass out of bed and let me do my demeaning job and get on with my hellish life

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Did she ever play a role in Adam 12? There was a woman last night on the show that sounded and looked a lot like a young Berta

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she is the sexiest women alive

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sherrsaddie, IT'S ONLY A TV SHOW

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I absolutely LOVE this show!!! Especially Berta and Jake...they are hilarious!

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I loved Katy Mixon as Betsy,too bad she was already married.she would've made Charlie very happy!!! Katy Mixon is a doll and I love her!!!

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Ever consider bringing in Kristy Swanson as a new girlfriend for Charlie?it would be the first time they have acted together since 1994's The Chase.

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Sorry about Charlie, but I lived a life of abuse from a couple of men.
Whatever Charlie gets he deserves because abuse has no place in a woman's life. Also, scaring a woman is not useful; it reflects someone who is insecure. Finally, I don't beleive that being in treatment will change the situation.
Stand on being a man and not a man child, Charlie!!!!!




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