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Played by: Conchata Ferrell

Bio

Conchata Ferrell stars as Berta on Two and a Half Men.  Berta is Charlie's sarcastic, unattractive maid that is definitely treated like one of the family by Charlie and Alan.

Despite her appearance, somehow Berta has several beautiful daughters, including one played by guest star Megan Fox.

Conchata Ferrell as Berta

Rating: 7.9 / 10

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Charlie and Berta ChatBerta Works for Chelsea
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Quotes

Charlie: I gotta figure out a way to get Gail to leave on her own.
Berta: You got the perfect tool for the job.
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Berta: The one tool that's guaranteed to drive any woman out of the house.
Alan [entering the room]: Hello.
Berta: Oh look, it's an Alan wrench.
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Charlie: I gotta figure out a way to get Gail to leave on her own.
Berta: You got the perfect tool for the job.
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Berta: The one tool that's guaranteed to drive any woman out of the house.
Alan [entering the room]: Hello.
Berta: Oh look, it's an Alan wrench.
More Quotes »

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