Conchata Ferrell stars as Berta on Two and a Half Men. Berta is Charlie's sarcastic, unattractive maid that is definitely treated like one of the family by Charlie and Alan.
Despite her appearance, somehow Berta has several beautiful daughters, including one played by guest star Megan Fox.
Jake: Thanks for helping me with my book report, Prudence.
Prudence: Oh, no problem. Fourth grade stuff is easy for me.
Berta: Should be, you did it twice
Charlie: I'm still sleeping here, could you come back in a little while?
Berta: I could, or you could get your pampered ass out of bed and let me do my demeaning job and get on with my hellish life