Two and a Half Men Season 10 Quotes

Alan: Is that a leaf-blower?
Rose: That is not what they call it in Amsterdam.

Alan: Can I come live with you?
Evelyn: No
Alan: Oh, come one, Mom, I am going to be homeless, once he marries her; I am going to be living on the street.
Evelyn: Try to pick a street in Beverly Hills, so I visit you