Tom Tucker is one of the two anchors for Family Guy's fictional news program Quahog 5 News. Tom is voiced by Seth MacFarlane and is narcissistic, but rightfully so with a moustache that beautiful.
In sadder news, the man who held the Guinness World Record for "Most Drugs Ever Done by a Single Human Being" died today; he was attacked by a pack of wild dogs he thought he saw.Tom Tucker
Tom Tucker: In other news: There was trouble at the White House today when President Bush stuck his finger in an electrical socket. When asked why he did it, the president replied "Cheney told me that was where leprechauns hide their gold"