Ben Consoles Darlene - The Conners Season 2 Episode 18
Ben tries to console Darlene after getting some bad news on The Conners. "Pilot Lights & Sister Fights" is the 18th episode of the show's second season.

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The Conners Season 2 Episode 18: "Pilot Lights & Sister Fights"
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The Conners Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

Waitress: Maybe you should call your wife so she can pick you up.
Dan: I’m just staying at the hotel next door and my wife’s dead.
Waitress: You didn’t kill her, did you?
Dan: No.
Waitress: I’m sorry. We’re right off the expressway, we’ve got to ask.

This is why we’re not getting pregnant, because your sperm is too stupid to find my egg.

Darlene