Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Peter and Quagmire help Joe track down his shooter on Family Guy. "Joe's Revenge" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A Freaky Date

A Freaky Date

Best of luck here, Meg. With this character now 18 years old, Quagmire is ready to make his move.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
The Guys in Jail

The Guys in Jail

Can Peter and company survive time in a southern jail? That's the basis for Family Guy's 12/4/11 episode.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Glenn Quagmire Picture

Glenn Quagmire Picture

A picture of the always hilarious and perverted Quagmire from Family Guy. The show's resident date rapist is voiced by the show's creator, Seth McFarlane.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Peter is furious when Quagmire declares his love for Lois on Family Guy. "Hot Pocket Dial" is the seventh episode of the show's 14th season.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Family Guy Goes British

Family Guy Goes British

The Family Guy goes British in this season 10 episode of the sitcom.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe are determined to help Quagmire's sister on the episode "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Chris becomes Quagmire's assistant on the season premiere of Family Guy. "The Boys in the Band" is the first episode of the show's 15th season.
Rating: Unrated
Quagmire's New Gig - Family Guy

Quagmire's New Gig - Family Guy

Quagmire must find a new line of work when airline pilots go on strike on Family Guy.
Rating: Unrated
Peter, Quagmire and Mort

Peter, Quagmire and Mort

Can you give a fella a hand? Mort goes to Peter and Quagmire here for financial assistance.
Rating: Unrated
The Musical Duo

The Musical Duo

Peter and Quagmire become a successful musical duo on Family Guy. "
Rating: Unrated
Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path on Family Guy. "Brian the Closer" is the fourth episode of the show's 13th season.
Rating: Unrated

Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off

Stewie