The Guys in Jail

The Guys in Jail

Can Peter and company survive time in a southern jail? That's the basis for Family Guy's 12/4/11 episode.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Tracking Down Joe's Shooter

Peter and Quagmire help Joe track down his shooter on Family Guy. "Joe's Revenge" is the fifth episode of the show's 11th season.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
A Freaky Date

A Freaky Date

Best of luck here, Meg. With this character now 18 years old, Quagmire is ready to make his move.
Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Glenn Quagmire Picture

Glenn Quagmire Picture

A picture of the always hilarious and perverted Quagmire from Family Guy. The show's resident date rapist is voiced by the show's creator, Seth McFarlane.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Peter is furious when Quagmire declares his love for Lois on Family Guy. "Hot Pocket Dial" is the seventh episode of the show's 14th season.
Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Family Guy Goes British

Family Guy Goes British

The Family Guy goes British in this season 10 episode of the sitcom.
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe

Quagmire, Peter and Joe are determined to help Quagmire's sister on the episode "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q."
Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Quagmire's Assistant - Family Guy

Chris becomes Quagmire's assistant on the season premiere of Family Guy. "The Boys in the Band" is the first episode of the show's 15th season.
Rating: Unrated
Quagmire's New Gig - Family Guy

Quagmire's New Gig - Family Guy

Quagmire must find a new line of work when airline pilots go on strike on Family Guy.
Rating: Unrated
Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

Who Needs Autopilot? - Family Guy

On a flight to San Francisco, the guys begin to worry about Quagmire's skills as a pilot on Family Guy.
Rating: Unrated
The Dating App - Family Guy

The Dating App - Family Guy

Quagmire discovers a dating app and must be saved from himself on Family Guy.
Rating: Unrated
Peter, Quagmire and Mort

Peter, Quagmire and Mort

Can you give a fella a hand? Mort goes to Peter and Quagmire here for financial assistance.
Rating: Unrated

Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)