Lois Is Allergic - Family Guy

Lois Is Allergic - Family Guy

Lois' allergies force Stewie and Brian to share a bedroom but they do not coexist well on Family Guy.
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No To Vaccines - Family Guy

No To Vaccines - Family Guy

Peter and Lois choose not to vaccinate Stewie and encourage others to do the same on Family Guy.
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A New Phone - Family Guy

A New Phone - Family Guy

Peter gets a new phone after he breaks his but when he gives his old one to Chris, it has unexpected consequences on Family Guy.
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Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Peter is furious when Quagmire declares his love for Lois on Family Guy. "Hot Pocket Dial" is the seventh episode of the show's 14th season.
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The New Matress

The New Matress

Lois makes a reluctant Peter buy a new matress for their bedroom on Family Guy "Guy Robot"
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Jesus Birthday - Family Guy

Jesus Birthday - Family Guy

Peter wants to throw Jesus a birthday party on Family Guy, "The 2000 Year Old Virgin"
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Scaring Up Customers - Family Guy

Scaring Up Customers - Family Guy

Peter comes up with a new way of scaring up customers on Family Guy. "Baking Bad" is the third episode of the show's 13th season.
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Stewie Gets Steamed

Stewie Gets Steamed

Stewie is upset when his TV time is interupted on the season finale of Family Guy.
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Wife Fight

Wife Fight

When their wives argue, Cleveland and Peter find it difficult to hang out on Family Guy. "He's Bla-ack!" is the 20th episode of the show's 12th season.
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A Responsible Man

A Responsible Man

Peter returns from a business trip and appears to have become a responsible man on Family Guy.
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Bedroom Issues

Bedroom Issues

Peter has problems in the bedroom on Family Guy. "Peter Problems" is the ninth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Off to Italy

Off to Italy

The Griffins head to Italy on Family Guy. "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee" is the fifth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

This family believes in the Easter bunny. He died for our sins in that helicopter crash

Peter

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley