[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
Brian: Stewie? Stewie: Yeah? Brian: It's not your fault. Stewie: What? Brian: It's not your fault. Stewie: I know. Brian: It's not your fault. Stewie: (annoyed) I know. Brian: No Stewie, Stewie. It's not your fault. Stewie: Don't do this to me man, not you man. Brian: It's not your fault. Stewie: Screw you, cut it out man! Brian: It's not your fault. Stewie: (cries) Why is it so hard? I didn't know it was going to be so hard. (cries)