No To Vaccines - Family Guy

No To Vaccines - Family Guy

Peter and Lois choose not to vaccinate Stewie and encourage others to do the same on Family Guy.
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A New Phone - Family Guy

A New Phone - Family Guy

Peter gets a new phone after he breaks his but when he gives his old one to Chris, it has unexpected consequences on Family Guy.
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Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Declaring His Love - Family Guy

Peter is furious when Quagmire declares his love for Lois on Family Guy. "Hot Pocket Dial" is the seventh episode of the show's 14th season.
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The New Matress

The New Matress

Lois makes a reluctant Peter buy a new matress for their bedroom on Family Guy "Guy Robot"
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Jesus Birthday - Family Guy

Jesus Birthday - Family Guy

Peter wants to throw Jesus a birthday party on Family Guy, "The 2000 Year Old Virgin"
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Scaring Up Customers - Family Guy

Scaring Up Customers - Family Guy

Peter comes up with a new way of scaring up customers on Family Guy. "Baking Bad" is the third episode of the show's 13th season.
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Stewie Gets Steamed

Stewie Gets Steamed

Stewie is upset when his TV time is interupted on the season finale of Family Guy.
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Wife Fight

Wife Fight

When their wives argue, Cleveland and Peter find it difficult to hang out on Family Guy. "He's Bla-ack!" is the 20th episode of the show's 12th season.
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A Responsible Man

A Responsible Man

Peter returns from a business trip and appears to have become a responsible man on Family Guy.
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Bedroom Issues

Bedroom Issues

Peter has problems in the bedroom on Family Guy. "Peter Problems" is the ninth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Off to Italy

Off to Italy

The Griffins head to Italy on Family Guy. "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee" is the fifth episode of the show's 12th season.
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Peter Finds Treasure

Peter Finds Treasure

Does Peter really find treasure in Quahog on the season premiere of Family Guy. "Finders Keepers" is the first episode of the show's 12th season.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)