The Family Farm Business

The Family Farm Business

Peter does more than farming when he moves the family out to the country on Family Guy. "Breaking Bad" is the 20th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Peter Turns Feral

Peter Turns Feral

After months lost int he wilderness, Peter turns into a feral beast on Family Guy. "Bigfat" is the 17th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Lois' New Look

Lois' New Look

Lois has a new look to go with her new job on Family Guy. "Call Girl" is the 14th episode of the show's 11th season.
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Lois' Birthday

Lois' Birthday

Lois has a mid-life crisis triggered by her latest birthday on Family Guy. "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell" is the sixth episode of the show's 11th season.
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Family Guy Doctor's Visit

Family Guy Doctor's Visit

Can you help, doctor? Lois and Peter take Stewie's best friend to the hospital in this scene from Family Guy.
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Forced Retirement

Forced Retirement

It has come to this for Lois' father. The Griffins places the old guy in a home on the 12/11/11 episode of Family Guy.
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Peter vs. the Amish

Peter vs. the Amish

It's off to Amish country for Peter and Lois on this episode. The Griffins don't exactly fit in to this world.
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Family Guy Season Finale Scene

Family Guy Season Finale Scene

Family Guy returns to the intergalactic world on its eighth season finale. This is a scene from the episode.
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Drink Up, Lois!

Drink Up, Lois!

Lois is seen here with a local anchor. The journalist is voiced by Christine Lakin.
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A Family Guy Christmas

A Family Guy Christmas

The Griffins are seen opening presents in this still from "Road To The North Pole." The episode finds Brian and Stewie trekking to the North Pole.
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Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House on Family Guy

Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) guest stars on Family Guy. House attempts to save Carter from his heart attack-induced coma.
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Lois Griffin Picture

Lois Griffin Picture

Lois Griffin is the mother on Family Guy and is much too attractive, intelligent and wealthy for her husband, Peter.
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Family Guy Quotes

Death Star Officer 1: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader): That is fantastic! Terrific work! So no weaknesses at all, huh?
Death Star Officer 1: N- (considers) no.
Stewie (Darth Vader): You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Death Star Officer 1: No, it's virtually indestructable, like 99.99 percent.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Uh...OK, wouldn't be doin' my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, I- I mean, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, uh, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw there.
Death Star Officer 1: No, no, no the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Death Star Officer 1: Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Well, I mean, I mean, can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Death Star Officer 1: Well, that would look terrible! I mean, we got to think about re-sale.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Re-sale? Wh-what are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset, the value's only gonna go up.
Death Star Officer 1: Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale, nor has it-
(Vader begins choking him with the Force)
Stewie (Darth Vader): I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location, twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Death Star Officer 1: (choking) There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin): Enough of this! Vader, release him.
Stewie (Darth Vader): As you wish. (releases the officer, who collapses on the table, gasping for air) All right, so we gonna plug up that hole?
Death Star Officer 2: Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Eyuuuuh...
Death Star Officer 2: We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader): Yeah, get estimates, yeah ha, yeah, yeah ha ha, yeah.

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)