Thanksgiving Eve - Family Guy

Thanksgiving Eve - Family Guy

Peter and Brian are on the hunt for a new turkey after eating it all the night before Thanksgiving on Family Guy.
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Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's New Career - Family Guy

Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path on Family Guy. "Brian the Closer" is the fourth episode of the show's 13th season.
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Scaring Up Customers - Family Guy

Scaring Up Customers - Family Guy

Peter comes up with a new way of scaring up customers on Family Guy. "Baking Bad" is the third episode of the show's 13th season.
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Joe's Dream - Family Guy

Joe's Dream - Family Guy

Will Peter manage to help or hurt Joe's dream of publishing his novel on Family Guy. "The Book of Joe" is the second episode of the show's 13th season.
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Let's Go Visit - Family Guy

Let's Go Visit - Family Guy

The Griffins pay a visit to the Simpsons on the season 13 premeire of Family Guy.
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Stewie Gets Steamed

Stewie Gets Steamed

Stewie is upset when his TV time is interupted on the season finale of Family Guy.
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Wife Fight

Wife Fight

When their wives argue, Cleveland and Peter find it difficult to hang out on Family Guy. "He's Bla-ack!" is the 20th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Meg and Peter

Meg and Peter

Meg and Peter getting along on Family Guy? Really, this is happening!
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Brian and the Skunk

Brian and the Skunk

Brian has a run in with a skunk and gets banished from the house on Family Guy. "Meg Stinks!" is the 19th episode of the show's 12th season.
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Chris and Pam

Chris and Pam

Chris and Pam decide to run away when her father doesn't approve of them dating on Family Guy.
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Smart Glasses

Smart Glasses

Which set of glasses will make me look smartest? Peter has a big decision to make in this still from Family Guy.
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A Responsible Man

A Responsible Man

Peter returns from a business trip and appears to have become a responsible man on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley