Meg in the Tub - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 1

Meg in the Tub - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 1

Something surprises Meg as she's trying to take a relaxing bath.
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Posing For Their Win - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 1

Posing For Their Win - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 1

Peter and fam pose for a photo to try to win votes for an Emmy.
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Love Triangle - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 1

Love Triangle - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 1

Sofia Vergara guest voices on Family Guy. We bet Lois isn't too happy about seeing her hanging around Peter.
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Peter Wants and Emmy - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 1

Peter Wants and Emmy - Family Guy Season 16 Episode 1

Peter is sick of not winning an Emmy and starts his own campaign to try to win one.
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Stewie and Brian

Stewie and Brian

Stewie and Brain are about to have another crazy year on Family Guy.
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Sperm Donor Past - Family Guy

Sperm Donor Past - Family Guy

Peter's past as a sperm donor shows up on his doorstep on Family Guy.
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Twin Babies - Family Guy

Twin Babies - Family Guy

Chris volunteers to take care of his girlfriend's twin babies when she is deported on Family Guy.
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High School Bullies - Family Guy

High School Bullies - Family Guy

Meg uses Peter in his new position as temporary high school Principal to help combat the school bullies on Family Guy.
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Running Away - Family Guy

Running Away - Family Guy

Stewie attempts to run away while Meg is babysitting and Peter and Lois attend a Red Sox fantasy baseball event on Family Guy.
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Fattening Food - Family Guy

Fattening Food - Family Guy

Peter indulges in too much fattening food when he runs a food truck on Family Guy.
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Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Solving the Crime - Family Guy

Peter helps Joe solve a crime and is then upset when he doesn't get any credit on Family Guy.
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The Dating App - Family Guy

The Dating App - Family Guy

Quagmire discovers a dating app and must be saved from himself on Family Guy.
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Family Guy Quotes

Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife has been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?

Wilford Brimley

[disappointedly] You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes ya feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah. You're right. I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you, but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me. I'm not changin'. I like me. My kids like me. My friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

Peter