Lois Teaches Sex Ed

Lois volunteers to teach Chris' sex-ed class when the school is failing in her mind.
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Stewie Meets Jillian

Stewie meets Brian's hot, but dumb girlfriend, Jillian and can't stop ragging on him.
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Brian and Stewie in the Army

Stewie signs Brian up for the army and the two of them find themselves shipped off to Iraq.
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Peter's Tank

Peter ends up using Meg's money to buy himself a super practical tank.
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Mother Tucker Picture

When Peter's mother gets divorced and starts dating Tom Tucker, Peter begins to look to him as a father figure.
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Stewie Loves Lois Picture

When Lois rescues Stewie's teddy bear, Rupert, Stewie becomes obsessed with his mother.
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Family Guy Season 5 Quotes

Peter: Guys, I went to see Dr. Hartman yesterday and he did things to my fanny (Cries)
Cleavland: Peter it's okay.
Peter: No it's not okay, you don't know what it's like.
Cleavland: You're wrong. I too have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts.
Peter: He did it to you too?
Quagmire: I have something to say. Dr. Hartman violated me as well. I only went in there for a physical slice guinea pig removal, but I turned out to be the guinea pig. With sexual experimentation.
Joe: You guys are a bunch of queers. (Joe rolls away, but then comes back) And so am I. Oh god, it was horrible. I scrubbed and I scrubbed, but damn it, they don't make water hot enough.

Tom Tucker: Our top story tonight: A woman loses her sex drive after a $125 dinner at Alfredo's.