Meet the Quagmires Picture

Meet the Quagmires Picture

When Peter goes back in time and messes things up with Lois, she ends up marrying Quagmire and having a Chris, Meg and Stewie that look like Quagmire instead.
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Lois the Mayor

Lois the Mayor

Lois runs against Adam West for Mayor of Quahog and ends up winning.
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The Chicken Returns

The Chicken Returns

Whenever Family Guy needs a B story, you can always expect the chicken to return to fight Peter.
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Stewie is Little Miss Texas

Stewie is Little Miss Texas

When forced to run to Texas and dress as a girl, Stewie enters a Little Miss Texas Pageant.
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Peter's Restaurant

Peter's Restaurant

Peter ends up opening a restaurant on Family Guy and Joe's friends quickly populate it.
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Bill Clinton on Family Guy

Bill Clinton on Family Guy

After Peter fixes Bill Clinton's flat tire, the two of them become best friends on Family Guy.
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Hugh Hefner on Family Guy

Hugh Hefner on Family Guy

Hugh Hefner swings by Family Guy to give Quagmire some advice after he loses his job.
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Tan Stewie

Tan Stewie

After going outside without sunscreen, Stewie becomes obsessed with tanning.
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Peter and His Irish Father

Peter and His Irish Father

Peter ends up in a drinking contest with his real father, an Irish man who's the town drunk, in order to prove they're related.
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Road to Rupert Picture

Road to Rupert Picture

Stewie ends up in a ski-off in order to win his beloved Rupert back.
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Barely Legal Picture

Barely Legal Picture

Brian and Quagmire join the police force and end up saving Brian from an obsessed Meg.
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Double Date

Double Date

Stewie and Olivia go on a double date with Brian and his girlfriend, Jillian.
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Family Guy Season 5 Quotes

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

Stewie: (Comes into the bedroom) Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: What!?
Stewie: Hi! (Giggling and running out of the room)