Herb Returns

Homer's half-brother, Herb (Danny DeVito) returns, now homeless, but with a plan to rebuild his fortune.
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Milhouse and Samantha Stankey

Milhouse gets a girlfriend, Samantha Stankey (Kimmy Robertson) cause Bart to get jealous.
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Spinal Tap on The Simpsons

Bart and Milhouse attend a Spinal Tap concert that inspires Bart to learn to play guitar.
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Sideshow Bob and Selma

Sideshow Bob returns and marries Selma when he's released from prison.
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Colonel Homer and Lurleen

Colonel Homer begins to manage the beautiful country singer, Lurleen Lumpkin (guest voice Beverly D'Angelo).
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Brainwashed Little Helper

When Mr. Burns "adopts" Santa's Little Helper he brain washes him to be a killer attack dog.
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Bart the Hall Monitor

When Bart's vocational test reveal he should become a police officer, he improves his grades and becomes Skinner's hall monitor.
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Homer at the Bat Picture

Homer and professional baseball ringers, Wade Boggs, José Canseco, Roger Clemens, Ken Griffey, Jr., Don Mattingly, Steve Sax, Mike Scioscia, Ozzie Smith, Terry Cashman and Darryl Strawberry, make up the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team lineup.
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Bart the Lover Picture

Bart tries to get revenge on Edna Karbappel for giving him detention by writing her phony love letters. Poor woman.
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Homer Alone Picture

Homer learns how much he needs Marge when he's left home(r) alone with Maggie.
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Homer and Lisa Bond

Homer and Lisa bond over football when Lisa shows her gift for picking the winning team.
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Bart in a Well

Bart ends up trapped in a well when he tries to play a prank on the town using his AM radio.
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The Simpsons Season 3 Quotes


Lisa, it's your birthday.
God bless you this day.
You gave me the gift of a little sister, and I'm proud of you today.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.
I wish you love and good will.
I wish you peace and joy.
I wish you better than your heart desires.
And your first kiss from a boy.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your birthday.
Happy birthday, Lisa.

's song to Lisa

(Mr. Burns and Smithers review the security camera footage at the power plant.)
Mr. Burns: Wait a minute. Go back.
(Tape rewinds)
Mr. Burns: Zoom in.
(Screen zooms in to Homer.)
Mr. Burns: Why is that man in pink?
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's one of your boobs from Sector 7-G.
Mr. Burns: Simpson, eh? Well, judging by his outlandish attire, he's some sort of free-thinking anarchist.
Smithers: I'll call security, sir.
Mr. Burns: Excellent.