Bart: Barbershop? That ain't been popular since aught-six, dagnabbit.
Homer: Bart, what did I tell you?
Bart: No talking like a grizzled 1890's prospector, consarn it.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 1: "Homer's Barbershop Quartet"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Bart: Thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago.
(Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh)
Bart: No, Really I can't. It's a serious problem.
(Homer, Marge, and Lisa laugh,
Bart starts to laugh)

Bart: What are we all laughing about?

Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards!
Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea! 26 conversions in A.D. 46.
Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!
Flanders: (chuckles) Well boys, who'd have thought learning about religion could be fun?
Bart: Religion?
Milhouse: Learning?
Nelson: Let's get out of here!