Homer: Bart, did you hear that? What a name! "Santa's Little Helper." It's a sign. It's an omen.
Bart: It's a coincidence, dad.


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Characters:
Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 1: "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

(At Santa training class, Homer tries to recall all the names of Santa's reindeer.)
Homer: Um, Dasher. Dancer.
Instructor: Mm-hmm.
Homer: Prancer.
Instructor: Mm-hmm.
Homer: Nixon. Comet...Cupid. Donna Dixon?
Instructor: Sit down, Simpson.

Ah, the fourth grade will now favor us with a melody...err...medley of holiday flavorites.

Principal Skinner