Jack: Whatever you saw or you think you saw, you can't tell Chuck.
Blair: Of course I'm going to tell him. He has a right to know. And there's nothing you can do that will make me change my mind!
Jack: This isn't about me. Do you realize how many people get hurt if this gets out? You need to go. You've already complicated things enough by being here. This whole thing was supposed to go off without a hitch. You better hope it still does.

Chuck: After everything we've been through, there's no room for secrets. Nor should there be. Whatever it is, you can tell me, Blair. It's just us here. You and me.
Blair: I think once everyone is gone, and it's quiet, you need to go back into that house.

Dan: Hey. I love you. You know that, right?
Blair: I do now.

Blair: My Grace Kelly can defeat my Grace Jones.
Eleanor: Uh huh.

I have been cordial to you for the last 52 minutes. Do you have any idea the psychological torture that I've endured being nice to you?

Hold it right there, Humpfreak.

I would never be that cruel to you...on purpose.

Compared to them, I'm a turtle dove.

Did somebody order a Thanksgiving spread?

Did you hear her? She is getting domestic with that wool-haired whiner.

What is Thanksgiving without a side of drama?

Blair: Pocahontas needs her John Smith.
Chuck: I always thought of myself more as a John Rolfe kind of man.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

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Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.