Peter: Is that the one where they make his dress in little shorts and hats like the guy from AC/DC?
Brian: Yeah. Why does he wear that outfit?
Peter: 'Cuz he rocks!

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• Added: April 17, 2016

We can make this work, like couples who meet on Craig's List.

• Permalink: We can make this work, like couples who meet on Craig's List.
• Added: March 13, 2016

I'm a bigger scumbag than Spock.

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• Added: March 13, 2016

Glenn Close: Fart.
Brian: Uh..did you say, "fart?"
Glenn Close: Yes. That's me being rather silly.

• Permalink: Yes. That's me being rather silly.
• Added: March 06, 2016

Stewie: I want you to come inside me while I'm asleep.
Brian: No, don't say it like that.

• Permalink: No, don't say it like that.
• Added: March 06, 2016

Not everyone can be as fascinating as you, Brian.

Stewie

• Permalink: Not everyone can be as fascinating as you, Brian.
• Added: January 17, 2016

The good news is that now he can go back to being a regular kid.

• Permalink: The good news is that now he can go back to being a regular kid.
• Added: January 10, 2016

You're giving your baby drugs to improve his acting career?

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• Added: January 10, 2016

I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.

• Permalink: I'm just saying. It's no surprise that justice isn't colorblind.
• Added: December 13, 2015

I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.

• Permalink: I don't think it's lost on any of us that the laws are writte on white paper.
• Added: December 13, 2015

You're like all the worst parts of a girlfriend.

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• Added: November 15, 2015

Brian: OMG, Stewie. What are you doing in the toilet with the lid closed?
Stewie: Ted R. says this is where a piece of crap has to live.

• Permalink: Ted R. says this is where a piece of crap has to live.
• Added: October 11, 2015