Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Cameron Tucker Quotes
Mitchell: How are you doing?
Cameron: Oh not good. I'm just glad my clown training prepared me to take a fall like that.
Mitchell: In terms of talking about it, are we looking at weeks? Months?
Cameron: Do not minimize it, oh he who I had to rush to the emergency room when he fell out of his clogs.
Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.
Cameron: Did you hear that woman screaming my name?
Mitchell: That was Phil. He had a Red Bull.
If I was home right now, I'd be mixing up a bathtub full of eggnog and trying to squeeze a greased hog into a Santa hat. You don't think I don't miss that?
Business partners, mergers and acquisitions. Just kidding, we're gay!
I'll put on a polo and a pair of khakis and maybe people will think we're just a couple of golf buddies who decided to have a kid together
Cam: Tell me all about Mitchell in high school. Did he have a beard?
Tracy: You're looking at her.
Years from now some of these kids will still be talking about the way I Sondheim-ized them.
Get away from me temptress! And I never thought I'd call you that in a negative way.
Cam [to Mitchell]
Gloria: This part of town, might be very rough, but the people here, Cameron, are the best!
Cameron: I'm pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.
We were great together, we spoke each other's language, we finished each other's balloon animals.
Well, you're pretending to be something you're not, and boys do that for girls or really dreamy boys.
